About me
Psychologist. I'll unravel the maze of the mind by owning subjects to do my bidding, while manipulating their minds into submission. You will be owned completely, slave, and the pleasure your submission will bring me shall mean knowledge to the world.
Tell me if you've heard this one: A hypnotist is preforming a show at the local theatre. He pulls out a pocket watch and tells the audience to "watch the pocket-watch as it swings back and forth and as it does you will fall under my power and do whatever I say". As he swings the watch he loses his grip and the watch falls to the ground breaking into pieces, "SHIT!!" yells the hypnotist. It took them 3 weeks to clean the theatre afterwards. Hope you liked this joke and feel free to add your own hypnosis jokes (good or bad) and perhaps can get some giggles on this site, bring some fun back
