Tell me if you've heard this one: A hypnotist is preforming a show at the local theatre. He pulls out a pocket watch and tells the audience to "watch the pocket-watch as it swings back and forth and as it does you will fall under my power and do whatever I say". As he swings the watch he loses his grip and the watch falls to the ground breaking into pieces, "SHIT!!" yells the hypnotist. It took them 3 weeks to clean the theatre afterwards. Hope you liked this joke and feel free to add your own hypnosis jokes (good or bad) and perhaps can get some giggles on this site, bring some fun back
Quick health update for those asking - I've today tested negative for the virus *phew* \ud83d\udc4d
To celebrate I'd very much like to have all my holes filled with throbbing hard cocks but i think that would be a bit socially irresponsible at the moment unfortunately..... unless they can prove that they are also currently not infected \ud83e\udd14\ud83d\ude08
