Tell me if you've heard this one: A hypnotist is preforming a show at the local theatre. He pulls out a pocket watch and tells the audience to "watch the pocket-watch as it swings back and forth and as it does you will fall under my power and do whatever I say". As he swings the watch he loses his grip and the watch falls to the ground breaking into pieces, "SHIT!!" yells the hypnotist. It took them 3 weeks to clean the theatre afterwards. Hope you liked this joke and feel free to add your own hypnosis jokes (good or bad) and perhaps can get some giggles on this site, bring some fun back
Tonight I have been baking cakes and now I'm sewing my daughter's Halloween costume... Did someone slip me a Stepford induction while I wasn't looking?! O_o
